NEW YEARS DECREE
Whereas Minion Man and Room Service Woman’s eldest fledgling has left her home territory;
Whereas said fledgling, aka Super Daughter, has engaged in allopreening and allofeeding with a suitable male human fledgling,
Whereas these two young creatures have decided to become a bonded pair,
Whereas they engaged in a human ceremony called a “wedding” on December 30, 2017,
Their Imperial Majesties Gwendolen and Stephen Crowbert, on behalf of their entire Court hereby proclaim:
- May the couple’s winter nights be mild and summer days cool;
- May their superworms be plump;
- May their wings be strong and predators slow;
- May they live long and love deeply.
And to the rest of our Subjects, human and avian, you are commanded to have a happy and prosperous 2018.
Done on this 31st Day of December 2017, and fifth of Our Reign.
