Zen Health Update

Zen Health Update

It’s been a stressful week for Zen and his entourage. Last Thursday Zen had continuing symptoms of pain as well as gastrointestinal distress. By Saturday, he seemed better, but I had an appointment, so I took him back to the vet anyway. (Zen managed to bite me...
Mistakes Were Made

Mistakes Were Made

I give up. It’s over. I am so done. No more. I’m OOH (Out Of Here). Forget it. Been there, done that. I have picked up my marbles and departed. Zen—tiny, slender, diminutive, spaced-out Zen—is male. A dude. Guy. Possessor of two z chromosomes, which is...
Vet Visit 2018

Vet Visit 2018

Our favorite crow murder engaged with the health care system this week. As usual, there were antics, ew moments, moral victories over the vet staff, and general admiration of Gwen and Stephen’s corvid magnificence. Gwen & Stephen Spring is still but the...
Miracle Bird 2017

Miracle Bird 2017

Every year I have a rehab bird that defies all the odds to survive and return from whence it came. This year’s leading candidate is a crow who is (so far) recovering from West Nile Virus. WNV has returned to Northern Virginia. Late summer/early fall is outbreak...
Motion for Reconsideration Granted

Motion for Reconsideration Granted

IN THE IMPERIAL COURT OF THE CORVID RULERS CHICK DIVISION Emergency Motion For Reconsideration Room Service Woman, on behalf of Egg #3, aka Little Guy, Bleener, hereinafter “The Chick,” respectfully requests reconsideration of this Court’s decision...